Meet the Parents
Last night we had the much-anticipated meeting of Jeremy. He seems like a really nice young man, and cute as can be. Oh, right, you don't know Jeremy either!--silly me. He is the 24 year old, this close to being divorced, Air Force veteran who shares a mutual attraction with my daughter. My 18 year old, just fresh from high school, lives under my roof, mess with her and I'll kill you, no really I mean it, daughter. No, really. Because I may not be able to whip up a gourmet feast for fifty of my most intimate friends like Martha (and her staff of hundreds), but I'm bettin' I can do time better than her, and a lot more of it. Which I spelled out to Jeremy...nice to meet you, I don't mind going to jail, would you like some more corn?
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- Lora
- Favorites: sunshine-lots of it, dogs, coffee, reading, sewing, jeans, fab films, laughing, genuineness, creating beauty, cleverness, forgiveness, treasure hunting, painting, friends Unfavorites: rain, cold, cats, bullies, cooking, snakes, litterbugs, combovers, loneliness
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Dearest Lora,
This is one of the very funniest things I've ever seen.
The wife and I keep coming here to read it to each other, and both laugh out loud each time.
Thanks for brightening our lives, and good luck with *this guy*. Give him a steely-eyed stare for me.
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